Title: One am by seperis
Fandom: American Idol (season 8) RPF
Link: MP3 | M4B
Archive links: MP3 ||| M4B
Summary: But then there's this; the ER at one in the morning with a blank faced doctor asking a series of escalatingly pointed questions while examining Kris' black eye and sprained wrist, which Kris meets with more and more bewildered answers ("There's a loose step to the basement and I fell. Didn't I just say that?") while Adam imagines the headlines tomorrow will speculate IS THE AMERICAN IDOL THE VICTIM OF ABUSE? and IDOL SCANDAL: LAMBERT'S ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES REVEALED. Cue interviews with ex-PAs and it's like Christmas came early to the paparazzi.
This was written as an homage to rageprufrock's Bang which is a favourite of mine :) I love that seperis did an AI version :D