December 15th, 2010

NF-Baby w Mic

Dear Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I stole diurnal_lee's purse (-30 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to bzzinglikeneon in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In April juri_anne and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last month I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-405 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
paraka

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At the beginning there I was doing so well! I thought for sure I'd be good. I guess Iraq was just too much of a temptation though