Paraka (paraka) wrote,
Paraka
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Another Meme

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST MOST AMUSING OR STRANGE definition it gives you.

1. Your name:
A Florida term for a girl that wont skin or cook a dead animal and can be a very hot girl.
She was a lindsay, she wouldn't cut up and cook the road kill I gave her.


2. Your age:
The greatest number of all time.

Reasons why: It is...

1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
20. the number of the Illuminati.
21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).
Michael Jordan IS number 23. Be like Mike.


3. One of your friends:
a harmful sex position that usually leaves both sexes in dreadful pain.
Dude, we were totally pulling a Sara and dude, i haven't walked in two weeks.


4. What should you be doing?
Gaining one's confidence and luring them into a desired area to kill or beat them because of something they have done.

5. Your favourite colour:
one of the key ingredients to Grape Drink,-

Sugar, Water, Purple
It just ain't grape drink with without that purple.


6. Your birthplace:
The Texas of the North
Oil, cows, and redneck politicians? But cold? Must be Alberta.


7. Last person you talked to:
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the number 1 butt of moronic jokes
yo mamma
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8. Last thing you had to drink:
The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet
EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART

GO PLANET!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!


9. Your nickname:
A person who attains technical savvy by playing video games.

Basically the opposite of a geek in that a geek has technical savvy therefore they enjoy complex RPG PC games. The zoid enjoyed the game and developed a knowledge of advanced configurations of the game in order to further his/her skills, or just to "zoid-out" and impress other zoids.
If he knows how to tunnel IPX through TCP in order to play classic PC games then he is a zoid.
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