Sister: I think my favourite crack fic you told me about is that one when Rodney gets that planet to think of him as a god, and they had him on their flag and everything.
Me: Ummm, that wasn't a fic. Actually, that was canon.
What other fandom can you mistake canon for a crack fic?
Speaking of fic, eons ago I went to see "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" and I couldn't help thinking at the time, that even though it was kinda a bad movie, it would be a lot of fun to see it turned into a McShep fic. Except you know, at the end they'd have to realize that they really *are* gay for each other. And live happily ever after.